Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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