We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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