hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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