I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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