Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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