Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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