I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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