Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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