are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just had sex on a roof
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Randomize
