You're so nebulous sometimes
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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