Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
wow bdsm is so cute
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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