Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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