In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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