Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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