their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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