If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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