I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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