There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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