I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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