Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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