don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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