Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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