Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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