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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen

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  That would be so convenient

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Road construction signs are deceptively heavy

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.

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  Why haven't you proposed already?

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.

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