Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.

(208): View more from Idaho

ha well at least you have goals.

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(510): View more from California

Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?

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(330): View more from Ohio

what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though

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(708): View more from Illinois

We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her

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