my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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