they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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