kristin has been a bad kristin
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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