fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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