i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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