i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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