people are starting to question the shark bite story
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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