a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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