My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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