My nipple is on Facebook.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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