Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Sober January is a disaster.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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