Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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