What a fucking waste of an outfit
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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