We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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