why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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