she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
The beer is more important than you right now.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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