hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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