Cold hands, warm shart.
I love black thongs
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
tonight lets celebrate not being married
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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