My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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