So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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