I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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