called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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