I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?