Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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