Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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