And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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