he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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