you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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