I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
