You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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