i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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