i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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