They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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