Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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