I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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