I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Are we still banned from the library?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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